Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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