Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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