Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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