Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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