Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
id be glad to
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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