I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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