White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Farmville is her only friend.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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