everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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