The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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