so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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