READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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