Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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