He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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