If i come over, it means nothing
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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