I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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