I just threw up on my dentist
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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