Pappa wants mamma naked
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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