if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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