We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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