Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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