I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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