so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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