am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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