at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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