OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.