How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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