we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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