she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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