Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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