wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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