I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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