Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She is in my trunk
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
