Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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