how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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