belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
