theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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