I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
