he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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