Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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