He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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