I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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