so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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