People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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