There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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