butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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