Dual....:-)
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
