Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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