Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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