i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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