I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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