Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nicole vs. Life
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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