Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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