I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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