I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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