Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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