He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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